she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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