I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
