READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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