I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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