Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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