this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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