Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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