What a fucking waste of an outfit
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
do nipples grow back?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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