I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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