i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
why is half of my head shaved?
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