I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Sext me about skeletons
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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