the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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