Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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