Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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