you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
