I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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