Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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