I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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