They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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