Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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