My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
ok first of all what the fuck
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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