I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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