This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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