Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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