so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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