They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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