i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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