4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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