All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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