paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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