fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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