you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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