you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
there was a trapeze. enough said
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
