You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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