I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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