Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
