I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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