I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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