call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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