And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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