what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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