We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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