Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
