first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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