Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
