is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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