Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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