dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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