How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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