Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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