what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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