Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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