Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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