officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
pray to the hookup gods
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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