who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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