just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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