sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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